The thing is, we are a group of varied ages, cultures, and sensibilities. We have to come up with stuff that is fun, funny, and won't hurt anyone's feelings or aggravate anyone's sciatica.
Here's why I like working on this with xAnn: she said, "Hey! How about if we weigh everybody before and after they use the bathroom? Whoever loses the most weight is the winner." As much as I like the idea of an event we could call The Defecathlon, I had to say no. But don't you just love xAnn? That's not her real name, by the way. I am tricky like that.