Yesterday I learned that amazon.com has an astounding variety of adult products available. The variety, the products themselves, and the prices are astonishing. I know that you, like me, think that "adult products" means non-chewable vitamins and copies of Turbo Tax but this is something different. Like the $3.99 Wireless Waterproof Light-Up Yellow Explorer Mini-Mite Hidden Flower Vibrator. That is also a keychain.