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king-size error

The last time I bought candy to sell at work I had Victoria with me and she was in no mood to shop. I guess that distraction is why I bought king-size Snickers instead of the regular ones. I have to sell them for 50 cents because even though it is unofficial and unsanctioned the name of my store is "Everything Here Costs Fifty Cents".


1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
Hey Mom, Dad, let's play Monopoly. / Darling, we are tired. / Now is not the right time.
(It's comic strips, but paginated. My best guess for line 4.)

2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
A printout of an email that I wanted to keep because it has this quote:

"We can imagine no reason why, with ordinary care, human toes could not be left out of chewing tobacco, and if toes are found in chewing tobacco, it seems to us that somebody has been very careless." - Mississippi Supreme Court, Pillars v. R.J. Reynolds Tobacco Co., 1918

3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
part of the basketball game that U. Conn. won last night

4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
3:30

5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?:
3:48

6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?:
the other computer and the one beside it, plus my keyboard clicking

7: When did you last step outside? what were you doing?
9ish this morning, I was going to work after oversleeping

8: Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
a web server, setting up a log analyzer for someone with a weird request

9: What are you wearing?
fancy running shoes, yesterday's socks, pants that should only fit pregnant people, underwear with green crayon stains, stretch bra (not mine, I guess it's Jennifer's?), big cotton sweater, glasses, ponytail holder.

10: Did you dream last night?
not that I recall

11: When did you last laugh?
About an hour ago.

12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?
sheets of paper with phone numbers and email printouts, a big old map of MD, a postcard with an arial photo of my building at work, posters: Weapons in the Workplace; Terrapin Reading Society; Phillips Petroleum, Cliff's Customer Service Adventure; Conservation, Harmony with the Land; CFML tags

13: Seen anything weird lately?
My neighbor across the street put a sign in his yard: PLEASE LEAVE (third line is obscured). He wants something left? Or he meant to hide the last word and he wants people to leave? I have to cross the street and ask him.

14: What do you think of this quiz?
ok. I am so behind at work I figured why not get a little behinder and answer the questions.

15: What is the last film you saw?
Don.

16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
bookstore

17: Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I am thinking of the number eight

18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
worldwide literacy

19: Do you like to dance?
sometimes, nothing fancy

20: George Bush: is he a power-crazy nutcase or some one who is finally doing something that has needed to be done for years?
Neither, but he is dangerously misguided

21: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Lily Allegra. Ok, I'm done imagining. That's not what I named her.

21: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Oscar Martial. That didn't happen, either.

22: Imagine your first child is of another gender, what do you call them?
This question must have drifted in from a previous version. I think I'll skip it.

22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
Absolutely.

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