Web Designer: A group I work with is looking for someone who is good and quick and available right away. Everyone I know who freelances is either busy or too fragile to recommend to this needy bunch. If you know a hardy firm or individual near College Park, please feel free to send me particulars: kstavish at umd dot edu.

Plus if you know someone who looks like this, give him or her our job description, pronto. Once they stop laughing at the paltry remuneration offered, tell them to apply anyway. The benefits really are good ... *voice trails off, averts gaze*