There are people who feel the need to read bits aloud and I am one of those people. Now that we are pet-free, my home is bereft of willing ears and the strain of so many unshared passages is getting to me. Recently, it occurred to me that I could pretend that my LJ friends are listeners. Guess what I read this weekend! Don't work too hard at it; I will tell you as soon as I post another.
Imperial Banquet for Welcoming the English Cruelty to Animals Menu of Foods. Vitamin A Tin Sardines Vitamin B Roasted Beef Vitamin C Small Roasted Suckling Porks Vitamin D Hot Sheep and Onions Vitamin E Spiced Turkey Vitamin F Sweet Puddings Vitamin G Coffee Vitamin H Jam