"You are so in my livejournal. You're all over it."
"No. No! Do NOT put me in your livejournal. I do not need all those nerds peering at my life through their eight-inch glasses."
"This is definitely going in my livejournal."
"Dad! DAD! Dad, did you know about mom's livejournal?"
"He doesn't care about livejournal." (He doesn't.)
