THREE NAMES I GO BY:
2. Mom, but it doesn't work sometimes, especially when there are a lot of people around and I expect to hear people saying Mom to other people.
3. There is no third name.
THREE SCREEN NAMES I HAVE HAD:
3. There is no third screen name.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
3. Something tells me I should have taken the quiz titled "TWO".
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Poor eyesight
2. Non-standard size feet
3. Everything else is ok.
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
2. German, maybe?
3. I don't know.
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
3. Creepy bugs
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
2. Clean socks
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. Elvis Costello
2. Mel Torme
3. Warren Zevon
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS:
1. There She Goes, My Beautiful World (Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds)
2. Something For The Girl With Everything (Sparks)
3. Angel From Montgomery (John Prine)
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Some mutual interests with plenty of disparity
2. Fun, funny, fun, fun, fun
3. Lots of space
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE:
1. I would like a pet chicken.
2. I love talking about myself.
3. I can't think of a lie.
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Singing voices
2. Peeing skills
3. Gah! Why must this cursed number three plague me so?! I guess a lack of menses is appealing in a way.
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
3. Doing stuff with kids
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Quit work
2. Ride my bike
3. Have some fun
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
2. Media darling
3. Kindly dowager
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
THREE KID'S NAMES YOU LIKE:
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Raise good, happy kids
3. Live a long time
THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY/GIRL:
1. I worry about my weight
2. I like cute little things, like tiny boxes and baby turtles
3. I carry a purse
THREE CELEB CRUSHES:
1. I used to have it bad for Bob Geldof, but I sorta grew out of it.
2. Sorta. But I wouldn't send him away if he were, like, begging and stuff.
3. Ok, fine. Bob Geldof. Happy now?
3a. I'm not sure he even counts as a CELEB anymore, so forget it.
THREE PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW:
Nobody has to take it. I was just keeping werewulf's adult friends company. Besides, the thing is a grueling ordeal: three, three, give us a THIRD thing! Jeezy peezy.