At first friday, there were some people playing music in the back yard and Victoria was dancing like mad. A banjo player, Dan, gave her a mylar balloon named Colonel Cob. He also taught her a song:
Dance dance dance
Everybody dance
Dance dance dance
But don't take off your pants
So she has been singing this song and its many variations while playing with the balloon, who she has renamed Colonel Pop. Either name, I guess, is appropriate for a puffy anthropomorphized ear of corn.