I can't seem to take Victoria to the closest park right after work without running into Developmentally Delayed Dude. He looks like a regular guy in his 20s, but he always makes a beeline for the playground when we arrive. He says hi and then he just hangs around, really close. When she was climbing one side of the playset, he went to the top of the slide and just watched us. We switched to the other side of the playground and he came over and climbed onto one of those slides, too. Then he started making monkey noises. If there were another grownup around I might not be so wary, but so far it's just been the three of us and I always cut out early. Yeah, I know a better person would talk to the guy and make a new friend but it's too weird for me.