plus
stressful atmosphere inside
equals
increased snack sales
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It is good to be the vendor.
Yesterday I discovered that grapefruit-flavor Crystal Light, which is pretty good all on its own, is mighty good with tequila. Scientific rigor demands repetition of experiments, so I blame science for the difficulty I had this morning convincing my eyelids to cooperate with the usual morning routine. Then when I arrived at work, all sorts of things had gone awry network-wise and it is Moving Day for half of our department. Despite the refreshing clink-clink-clink of quarters in my change bucket, I will not be sorry when this day is over.
