If you are within metro-ing range, you are welcome to join our merry band of scoundrels today from 11-4:30. We will be lending succor to the MS Challenge Walk walkers. No experience necessary! If you can do this: ARRRR!* you'll be added to the crew immediately. Just look for us next to the Eisenhower Avenue station (yellow line).
--- * or even if you can't--Victoria is an enthusiastic piwate